Personally I think we should move to heptagons, they're round enough.

The wheel is what I would call, passé.

I disagree. Hexagons are the bestagons.

Some triangles are so acute though.

What is a hexagon if not 4 triangles in a trenchcoat?

nah heptagons are passé; nowadays it’s all about nonagons. xD

Every day the wheel of society turns a little further off course.

Soon we'll be optimizing for minimizing the sides of a wheel (triangles are not the final form here...) /s